12-08-2007, 04:20 PM
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غزاوي ماشي بالراحة
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تاريخ التسجيل: 19 10 2005
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كابل اوف جوووكس ان عنجلش
ehheeeem eheeeeeeeem ,,,,
Shabaaaaaaab and sabaya
Im here in za mag3ad and want to dig some heads ,,,,
Welcome welcome ,,,,,,,,,
I will not esbeeek so mutch ,,, I want rudoooood and only rudoood ,, yalllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother".
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, but Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential
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